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I'm really going to meditate on it, but based on... →
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February 2011
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Thoughts from the nail salon...
While sitting getting my nails did, I happened to focus on the incredibly smooth tunes that were creating such a peaceful salon atmos.  Then I realized it was a slow-jam version of a Jason Mraz song.  WHA?  Isn’t that like making a diet version of Diet Coke?  A plain shortbread cookie? A whiter shade of pale?  Explain, background sound radio channel.  Also, next in the lineup, a silky little...
Feb 25th
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adrinkwithdave: A Drink With Dave: Preview Weeks Presents… Alex Blagg, Part One Dave welcomes winning Internet stratmaster, Alex Blagg to the bar. As one of the hottest young veterans of the viral social media landscape, Alex shares a few of his strat jacking secrets, reveals the true origin of the Internet, and proves that a salvia smoking Miley Cyrus can out Internet a Kardashian charity drive...
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January 2011
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December 2010
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October 2010
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Oct 21st
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From a recent complaint memo sent by my garden...
Dear R. Johnson- You are incredibly lax in your gardening and therefore we have decided the best way to illustrate to you our discomfort and disdain in our current setting is to die.  You don’t water us, you’re too busy for us and frankly, you’re a terrible trimmer.  We’re overgrown and ugly.  You should be ashamed. The only respite we have is that it’s finally...
Oct 4th
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basilone: agreed.  this is waaaaaay better then a cup of coffee.  a cup of coffee doesn’t give you a boner for one.   morelli: Well this is absolutely worth 4 minutes and 29 seconds of your day. Promise.  Oh my goodness gracious!!!  Hey JT, could you stop with the acting and bring your sexy back?  This made my day, thanks Basorelli!
Oct 1st
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September 2010
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Whilst at the local CVS...
I realized most men’s deodorants are named after Mortal Kombat characters.  Which makes sense.  All a lady can hope for in life is a dude who smells like he could rip the spine and skull from his opponents neck when faced with battle…right?  Call me old-fashioned.
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August 2010
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Are you kidding me?
In AUGUST?  C’mon Hallmark, you’re KILLING me!  Ooh wait, is that the new limited edition Peanuts ornament…
Aug 16th
Conversations over Car Bombs...
B: Is it wrong when the top curdles like that? A: Nope, it’s totally fine, drink it. B: Really?  It’s kinda weird. A: Trust me, I’m a pro.
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July 2010
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Craig's List search for the discerning eye
In case you are like me and hate searching tons of craigs list links that sound a-mazing only to have the item look embarrassingly like something your grandma kept in the curio cabinet next to the Hummels. I present: CraigLook
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June 2010
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A Veggie Tale
Peppers! Dinner…to be continued.
Jun 19th
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lunchbreak: Game of Thrones HBO Teaser Winter is coming!  And I cannot wait. I cannot agree more! 
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